C It's not easy having yourself a good time Fm Greasing up those bets and betters Watching out they don't four-letter C Fuck and kiss you both at the same time Fm Smells-like something I've forgotten Curled up died and now it's rotten Gm I'm not a gangster tonight Ab Don't want to be a bad guy Gm I'm just a loner baby Ab And now you're gotten in my way Eb I can't decide G Whether you should live or die Ab Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F Please don't hang your head and cry Eb No wonder why My heart feels dead inside G Ab It's cold and hard and petrified Eb F Lock the doors and close the blinds Ab Eb We're going for a ride C It's a bitch convincing people to like you Fm If I stop now call me a quitter If lies were cats you'd be a litter C Pleasing everyone isn't like you Fm Dancing jigs until I'm crippled Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled Gm I've got to hand it to you Ab You've played by all the same rules Gm It takes the truth to fool me Ab And now you've made me angry Eb I can't decide G Whether you should live or die Ab Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F Please don't hang your head and cry Eb No wonder why My heart feels dead inside G Ab It's cold and hard and petrified Eb F Lock the doors and close the blinds Ab Eb We're going for a ride C Oh I could throw you in the lake Fm Or feed you poisoned birthday cake Bb Ebm I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone G Oh I could bury you alive Cm But you might crawl out with a knife Abm And kill me when I'm sleeping That's why Eb I can't decide G Whether you should live or die Ab Oh, you'll probably go to heaven F Please don't hang your head and cry Eb No wonder why My heart feels dead inside G Ab It's cold and hard and petrified Eb F Lock the doors and close the blinds Ab Eb We're going for a ride